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ZamboniFunk is a professional weirdo. When he isn't playing bootylicious funk music on the bass, he tells stories about the ongoing dramas of the heavens, with the basic understanding that whatever happens up there happens down here too; as above, so below. Timing is his specialty, from electing auspicious beginnings to keeping a killer pocket onstage; celestial and terrestrial, inquisitive minds and bumping rumps, it's all the one stuff, right?

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